GooseCabbage

You run your business.
We run your marketing.

Drop in your URL and GooseCabbage handles the rest — crawling the web, building a simulated audience for your business, and shipping tested ads across every major network.

  1. 01 · Crawl

    Your site and your competitors, mapped end to end.

  2. 02 · Simulate

    10,000 synthetic customers test your ads — and answer surveys.

  3. 03 · Deploy

    Winning ads launch across every major network in seconds.

Product updates, launches, and field notes. No spam — unsubscribe anytime.

01 · Crawl your web presence

Your pages, your competitors, your market — compiled into one knowledge base.

02 · Build 10,000 synthetic customers

Test ads, run focus groups, and survey them before you spend a dollar.

03 · Deploy across every network

Winning ads ship to Google, Bing, Reddit, Pinterest and more — in seconds.

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10,000Synthetic customersBuilt for your business, ready to test ads before you spend.
8Networks liveMore on the roadmap — one URL, every channel.
10 minSignup to first simulated campaignNo setup calls, no spreadsheets.
0%Commission on your ad spendYour spend stays in your own ad accounts. We never take a cut.
Built for
SMB founders running their own adsGrowth-stage SaaS without a PPC hireMarketing managers automating busyworkIndie operators tired of agency markup
One URL, every network

We connect to all of them.

Run one campaign — we ship it everywhere your customers actually are.

Google AdsLive
Microsoft / BingLive
OpenAI AdsLive
RedditLive
PinterestLive
SnapchatLive
SpotifyLive
NaverLive
MetaSoon
TikTokSoon
LinkedInSoon
Live Simulator

Verify audience expectations before spending a single dollar

We run deep-reasoning simulations to score ad relevance, predicted click-through-rates, and trust markers.

Sample data — run this on your own site after a free signup.

Select a Target Audience Persona
Persona Profile SpecsPersona Verified
Role & Company: Sole Founder at Micro-SaaS (Creator Economy)
Estimated Ads Budget: $450/month
Core Pain Point: "Zero time for complex Google Ads setups; terrified of wasting budget on high-volume non-converting search terms."
Simulated Ad Campaign Evaluation
Live Ad Generator Preview
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RelevanceStrong
TrustStrong
Click intentStrong
Persona Cognitive OutputStrong Match

"This ad speaks directly to my anxiety about wasting spend. Seeing 'Startups' and 'Automated' makes me feel like I don't need a $5,000/mo agency retainer."

Illustrative demo — not a live prediction
Live Optimizer

Winners win budget. Losers get paused.

Two ads run head-to-head. Budget shifts toward conversions in real time.

Run a 24-hour optimization

Click simulate — watch budget shift toward the converter.

RunningAd A
50% Budget Share
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Impressions
120
Clicks (CTR)
14 (11.6%)
Conversions (CVR)
1 (7.1%)
RunningAd B
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Impressions
140
Clicks (CTR)
9 (6.4%)
Conversions (CVR)
0 (0.0%)
Budget allocation50 / 50 start
50% (Ad A)
50% (Ad B)
Ad A CVR: 7.1%Ad B CVR: 0.0%
Simple Pricing

Start free. Pay for what you use.

No card to begin, and zero commission on your ad spend. A typical 30-day campaign runs about $12 in tokens.