GooseCabbage
Campaign Simulators & Budget Optimizers Live

You run your business.
We run your marketing.

Launching products is fast, but managing search ads is still slow, painful, and manual. GooseCabbage is a fully autonomous marketing agent system that completely automates your search campaigns—meaning you never have to research keywords, write ad copies, or manage bidding manually again.

Simply connect your landing page, and our integrated network of specialized AI agents will reverse-engineer your product value, run hundreds of pre-flight audience simulations, and autonomously optimize live campaigns 24/7.

The simulator below is a live preview — no signup. With a free account you run a real audience simulation on your own site before connecting Google Ads or spending a dollar. A typical 30-day campaign costs about $12 in tokens.

  • Google OAuth · We never store your credentials
  • Your ad spend stays in your Google Ads account
  • No commission on your self-serve ad spend
  • SOC 2 Type II · Compliance in progress
Live OperationsAgent Fleet
Online
[01] Discovery AgentDone

Mapped 247 semantic keywords from product domain endpoints.

[02] Audience SimulatorActive

Running pre-flight cognitive simulations across 3 persona clusters.

[03] Bidding OptimizerStandby

Awaiting GAds webhook trigger to route live traffic splits.

Asset Equations & Mascot Matrix
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3Specialized AI agentsDiscovery · Audience Simulator · Bidding Optimizer
24/7Autonomous biddingContinuous reallocation toward conversion velocity
$0Free to startNo card to begin · upgrade to a plan only when it pays off
100%Your Google Ads accountOAuth-only access · Your spend never leaves Google
Built for
SMB founders running their own adsGrowth-stage SaaS without a PPC hireMarketing managers automating busyworkIndie operators tired of agency markup
[FLEET STATUS · OPERATIONAL][PHASE 01 · READY]
[COGNITIVE RUNTIME · ACTIVE][SIM ENGINE · LIVE]
Interactive Simulator · Experience 01

Verify audience expectations before spending a single dollar

We run deep-reasoning simulations to score ad relevance, predicted click-through-rates, and trust markers.

Sample data — run this on your own site after a free signup.

Select a Target Audience Persona
Persona Profile SpecsPersona Verified
Role & Company: Sole Founder at Micro-SaaS (Creator Economy)
Estimated Ads Budget: $450/month
Core Pain Point: "Zero time for complex Google Ads setups; terrified of wasting budget on high-volume non-converting search terms."
Simulated Ad Campaign Evaluation
Live Ad Generator Preview
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Relevance94%
Trust Score89%
Simulated CTR6.8%
Persona Cognitive OutputStrong Match

"This ad speaks directly to my anxiety about wasting spend. Seeing 'Startups' and 'Automated' makes me feel like I don't need a $5,000/mo agency retainer."

Simulation complete with 98.4% confidence
[OPTIMIZATION ENGINE · ACTIVE][CALIBRATION · CONTINUOUS]
Interactive Simulator · Experience 02

The Optimization System: Winners win budget, losers get paused

No manual keyword adjustments. Ad variations compete autonomously. Our bidding agent continuously shifts budget towards conversion velocity.

Simulation Console v2.0

Autonomous Budget Optimizer

Watch AI optimize ad variations and reallocate budgets in real-time.

Active StrategyTarget-CPA ($12.50)
Coverage Index98.4% Secure
Audit IntervalContinuous (24/7)
RunningVariation A (Pain-point Focused)
50% Budget Share
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Impressions
120
Clicks (CTR)
14 (11.6%)
Conversions (CVR)
1 (7.1%)
RunningVariation B (Feature-Heavy)
50% Budget Share
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Impressions
140
Clicks (CTR)
9 (6.4%)
Conversions (CVR)
0 (0.0%)
Live Budget Optimizer AllocationReady: Initial 50/50 Split
50% (Ad A)
50% (Ad B)
Ad A (Pain-point Focused) CVR: 7.1%Ad B (Feature-Heavy) CVR: 0.0%
[PLATFORM GATEWAY · BROADCAST][CHANNELS · SEARCH · VIDEO · CHAT]
[GOVERNANCE LAYER · ENFORCED][AUDIT · APPEND-ONLY]
You stay in control

Autonomous, never a black box

The agents do the work, but every decision is visible, reversible, and bounded by limits you set. Nothing touches your live spend without passing the guardrails you define.

Approve before spend

Keep new campaigns and budget shifts in review until you approve them — or let agents run within limits you set.

Spend caps & guardrails

Hard budget ceilings and target-CPA thresholds the optimizer can never cross, enforced on every bid.

Append-only audit trail

Every agent action is logged with the reasoning behind it, so you can see exactly what changed and why.

Override anything

Pause, edit, or roll back any agent decision at any time. You always have the final say.

Your spend stays yours

Ad spend lives in your own Google Ads account via OAuth — we never store credentials, and self-serve plans carry zero commission on it.

Compliance in progress

SOC 2 Type II is underway. Role-based access keeps workspace permissions scoped to the right people.

[TOKEN LEDGER · TRANSPARENT][BILLING · PAY-AS-YOU-GO]
Simple Pricing

Start Free. Pay For What You Use.

Begin on the free tier — no card, no lock-in — and pay only for the AI tokens your campaigns use. Upgrade to a plan when it lowers your costs, and on self-serve plans we never take a commission on your ad spend. A typical 30-day campaign runs about $12 in tokens.